What’s Up, Players?
G’Day Gamer Guys & Gals!
Thank you for visiting me for another edition of Ru’s Daily!
I am trying to get through this whole blog without talking about my internet, or lack thereof.
(And that time doesn’t count!)
Today’s blog is full of fun and fantasy – much like me!
This came to my mind and it made me laugh so hopefully it translates well to paper.
I have been known to laugh at things in my head all the time but that doesn’t necessarily make them funny!
So today is about “What Ifs.”
Now you know me, I try to live my life so I don’t have any what-ifs & I encourage you to do the same!
But this blog is about a different kind of “what-if”…
The kind of “what-if” that will shake what you know of the gaming world and turn it upside down!
I am going to be listing a series of different scenarios for our favorite gaming heroes, characters, worlds, situations, and plots.
So we are going to be taking what we know initially and throwing it all out the window!
What if Princess Peach from Mario the Mario Games really wants to be with Bowser, but Mario won’t let her?
So she intentionally lets herself get kidnapped to spend time with Bowser but pretends to be happy when rescued so Mario won’t know the truth?
And so on and so forth!
We’ll try to cover as much as we can in this edition, but if you all like this we can make this a monthly game that we play!
So let’s go wreak havoc on gaming plots in “Ru’s Daily – What-If Gaming Edition!”
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG:
What if Amy is Colorblind?
This could explain why continues to confuse Silver and Shadow for Sonic! Or maybe she just doesn’t care which one she ends up with as long as they closely resemble Sonic. She figures her odds are 3 to 1 if she kisses and hugs them all!
SUPER MARIO WORLD:
What if Mario and his friends are really just actors in a play?
Think about it! Super Mario Bros. 3 looks like a play on stage! Remember the rising curtain?
In both Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine the levels are called episodes!
You can see a camera crew in several Mario games.
Sometimes players are “good guys” and work together and sometimes they are “bad guys” and work against each other! There is never an explanation..except that it’s in the script!
**Recently, Super Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto confirmed this theory actually has some truths to it! Miyamoto has explained that, to him, they’re all one big cast of characters that repeatedly take on different roles to tell (slightly different) stories, like an acting troupe. This is pretty much exactly the truth according to him, with the bonus of the first one being true, thus singing the rest!!**
GEARS OF WAR:
What if we are the Bad guys after all?
What if the locusts tolerated our existence on the surface of the planet Sera (which could be Mars, but that’s another theory!) And after years and years of us destroying the planet with war, an invasion of their underground domain, exhausting almost all of their emulsion resources and again another war..they finally made a stand.
All things considered, they were pretty patient really!
GRAND THEFT AUTO:
What if you are really driving slow and you never actually drive over the speed limit?!
Ever wonder why police officers in the game won’t chase you down for poor driving when you’re blazing up and down roads at a high rate of speed like a madman? What if…in the GTA universe, every second is one minute? In actuality, you’re driving slowly, which is why coppers never chance after you! This also explains why the day turns to night so quickly!
Alright, Gamers! I hope you had fun playing the Gamer’s Edition of “What-If”!
What was your favorite of the ones I mentioned?
There are so many amazing theories we can both discuss, and also create together!
I want you to play with me!
In the comments below, give me your best gaming theories and conspiracies, and we can dissect them in the next “what-if” blog!
Thank you all so much for being here with me another day!
And thank you To SALJACK ENTERPRISES for the honor and privilege of writing Ru’s Daily Blog every day for you!
Love you all and see you tomorrow!
“What and If are two words as non-threatening as words can be…But put them together side-by-side … and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life!”