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Something To Put A Smile On Your Face

So the day finally ended and I realized that today truly was my least favorite day of the week. It is sort of like the anchovie’s ranking on the best pizza toppings of all time; we all know it exists but most of us are left with a terrible taste in our mouth.

So I decided that the only way to wash away the anchovie-esqe remnants of the day was to scour the internet for the best video game related jokes to pass on so we can all have a little chuckle. Here are my top 5 thanks to our friends at gamedesigning.org:

1) Q. What does a gorilla wear to the beach? A. A Donkey thong. (Give it a minute)
2) Your so bad at RPG’s when people ask you where you are stuck you say, “The file select screen.”
3) While driving down the street the other day I saw a banana peel in the middle of the road and automatically swerved to avoid it. I think I play too many driving games.
4) Q. Which video game console is always late? A. A-tardi.
5) As a diehard gamer my friend told me to get a life. After thinking about it for a minute I thought to myself, “I don’t need to. I will just re-spawn anyway!”

Feel free to send us some jokes of your own and I hope you had at least a small chuckle!

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15 thoughts on “Something to put a smile on your face

  1. Deejay Dayton says:

    joke 3 was the best. But the biggest laugh came from that picture. So unenthused!

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  2. switch says:

    i didnt really get all the jokes, but the one about the driving is quite funny. thanks for lightening things up.

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  3. glad says:

    quite some number of jokes there, a donkey thong? oh please. nice one.

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  4. A. Barnes says:

    Haha these jokes are great – I especially like the Donkey Thong one…of course. I just came up with this one right now, it’s really mature and high brow.
    What do you call it when Mario had a big plate of beans for dinner and is feeling rather flatulent? MARIO FARTY!
    Then he made the same mistake and ate them again, MARIO FARTY 2!

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  5. Armando says:

    My least favorite day of the week is Tuesday. But thanks for the jokes!

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  6. Jenna B. says:

    A donkey thong! LOL! Thanks for sharing! What a way to start the weekend!

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  7. Jordan says:

    Permission to forward these jokes to my friends! They’re gold! LOL!

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  8. Ed says:

    I’m not creative enough to think of stuff like this, so I really enjoy them whenever I get to read some. I especially appreciate the people who come up with them. Keep sharing the laughter people! Keep sharing the laughter!

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  9. Farhan Jones says:

    That was a fun read! Thoroughly enjoyable! I hope more of such will be posted in the future!

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  10. Melissa says:

    That really put a smile on my face! Thank you for writing those up!

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  11. Carl says:

    I got this one from my friend: Spirit breaker would make a horrible salesman. Because he’d charge too much.

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  12. roisterous says:

    These jokes were definitely creative, I’ll give ya that. So creative, that I felt impelled to create some myself: Q-why is our friend Mario wearing a shirt with a gold star on it? A-cause he wanted people to think of him as super Mario from now on. I thought about going to the tetris themed party, but I thought there was a good chance that with the guests all dressed like pieces, that some of us would disappear.

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  13. Alexio Desmond says:

    Your sense of humour is inspiring.2 is the best choice for me.

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